Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
AHHHHHH I GET IT
and it only took me like 30 seconds :D
“A guy from OccupySeattle emailed me saying they were listening to the station from his iPad. Thanks for listening to the Clear Channel empire on your Apple product.”
I tell myself that I’m going to go get a cupcake at cupcake royale and I haven’t done it and it’s depressing.
MAROON 5 ON SNL ON NOV 5TH
gonna watch this at WHITMAN