“Dear Leland Bossy High Administrative Board, we accept that you are withholding our deposit of $1500 for damages. We also accept that you just see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions: A snarky psychic, an uptight pharmaceutical salesman, a pretty female blonde detective, and a not-so-pretty unusually lanky detective. But each of us is all of those things. Plus, our normal fee for solving a murder in one meaningful evening is twice that, so enclosed is a bill for $3000. So please remit payment in the form of a check simply made out to… Psych.”—freaking Burton Guster yay for great Breakfast Club refs.
But right now, my mind is mush because I’ve spent 6 hours watching all my shows except for Conan, laughing my head off, smiling my face off, etc. and right now C is grilling me with questions about my life it’s interesting, and the combination of it all is confusing me and my feelings about today and how I’m dealing with it. I’m just covering it up with this stuff… It’ll spill out eventually. For now… sleep.
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”—
I looked over the comments that Mr Glowacki gave me and I can’t help but hate myself so, so much. Why did I make so many convention errors? How did I let all this dumb stuff get through? Why can’t I write well? It’s always been like this since middle school, my essays just never seem… right. I know I can do it when I see the corrections, but the problems just don’t present themselves to me.
And I also don’t know why I got 8/15 on the HuckFinn quiz I’m pretty sure I only missed like 3 questions. The hell.
Not to mention, I didn’t even finish the extra credit test and I filled in random letters (4 Bs and 5 As) for the last questions, and that’s already a minimum of a 2% grade raise, which will probably drop to a 1% because I definitely missed other questions.
So that will mean my grade is an 87.87% which is….
Disappointment and panic and my dreams are breaking and I don’t think I’m ever going to get to live in New York and it sucks.
Smart aplang people out there: Please, PLEASE help me study for next week’s final. It’s my only hope.